Justins Saudi Adventure!: A New Begining.....Im shiting my self!

Sunday 6 April 2008

A New Begining.....Im shiting my self!

Hello my English chums.

This is the first post on my new Blog. Isn't it great that Ive entered the 21st century only 8 years behind everyone else?

As I'm sure all of you know, on the 1st of May I'm jetting off to Bahrain to live and work for up to 2 years as an International Loss Adjuster.

I'm hoping this blog will be the ideal way to let you all know how I'm getting on and hopefully to let you know what life is really like in the KSA (Kingdom of Saudi Arabia)

Its now only 3 weeks until leave and I'm frantically trying to get everything organised for my imminent departure. At this moment I'm not sure what to expect when I get out to KSA so its going to be quite a shock to the system.

Im feeling ambivalent at the moment. I'm both incredibly excited and also shit scared about the move but whatever happens its going to be quite a ride!

Obviously, my number one priority is to complete my AA course to get used to the lack of any alcohol in the KSA! I think this is going to be the scariest change in lifestyle that Im going to have to cope with. I have heard that the main pastime of ex-pats in KSA is secretly making their own moonshine and I have a funny feeling that this topic may feature quite a bit in this blog!

In the meantime, as you will see at the top of this page, you can email should you wish to do so.

I was in Egypt recently and whilst there I bought some clothes to fit in with the locals.... I'm not entirely convinced that I should walk around the streets of Riyadh wearing this get up tho????

9 comments:

Anonymous said...: test comment; 6 April 2008 at 03:54
Justin "Sparky" Boydell said...: test comment 2; 6 April 2008 at 03:58
Frank & Glyn said...: Nice Blog Sparky! As for:

Porn: Don't it will be a very short stay.

Sex: Look up Mrs Palm and her 5 lovely daughters.

Local Threads: Nice outfit but I don't think the Cross you're wearing will go down too well.; 7 April 2008 at 08:32
Justin "Sparky" Boydell said...: Thanks for your comments dad & Glyn....Constructive as Always. However, I cant find a Mrs Pal in the Bahrain phone directory??? :-); 8 April 2008 at 09:31
andy40 said...: hi mate goodluck in your new job ,sex got your hand havent you?; 12 April 2008 at 00:27
Gill Walker said...: Hiya Sparky (never knew that was your nickname). Just testing this, just to see if a blond can actually use a computer!! So, no naked ladies ,,, me and the pups will have a think of how you can get round this, ha ha ha; 20 April 2008 at 13:47
Justin "Sparky" Boydell said...: Thanks Andy and Hill for your comments. Yes Andy, surprisingly,haveing been a teenage boy, I dont need any lessons on Masturbations. Gill keep those puppys warm for when I return!!!! ;-); 21 April 2008 at 05:45
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Glossary

Abaya - A long black robe designed to cover all of a woman's body
Haram - "Forbidden"
Istemarah - Car registration
Khalas - Finished, the end
Mushkilla - Problem
Muttawa - Religious policeman, the "authority for the promotion of virtue and prevention of vice"
Throbe - Traditional dress for Arabic men
Ghutra - The tea-towel like headscarf worn by men
Iqual - The black band that holds the ghutra in place
Wasta(h) - Having powerful social connections
Insha’allah – God willing
Insha'allah Bakora - Tomorrow god willing ......or definetly not tomorrow in my experience, more likely next month, if you're lucky!
Iqama - Visa

Monty Python Sketch

Although its not anything to do with living in the Middle East, I find the following Monty Python Sketch hilarious and pub lish it in the hope it also brings a smile to your face:

FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto.

SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
Nothing like a good glass of Château de Chasselas, eh, Josiah?

THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
You're right there, Obadiah.

FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Château de Chasselas, eh?

FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.

SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
A cup o' cold tea.

FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Without milk or sugar.

THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Or tea.

FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
In a cracked cup, an' all.

FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.

SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.

THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.

FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Because we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness, son".

FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, 'e was right.

FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, 'e was.

FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof.

SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.

THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t' corridor!

FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh.

FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Well, when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us.

SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake.

THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road.

FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Cardboard box?

THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye.

FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.

SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!

THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife.

FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.

ALL:
They won't!

Justins Saudi Adventure!

Sunday 6 April 2008

A New Begining.....Im shiting my self!

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